This Halloween, three experts step into a haunted house of churn!

Each round unleashes a new ChurnMonster. The contestants have one job: subdue it. You, the viewer, get to decide who wins... and hear the playbook.

How the Game Works

A ChurnMonster Appears
We introduce the terror it's causing for one unlucky CS team.

The Contestants Respond
Each expert reveals how they'd stop this menace, using real tactics from real CS careers.

Points Awarded
Cast your vote and see which contestant gets bragging rights. No tricks, just treats!

Lighthearted? Absolutely. Light on substance? Not a chance.

Tonight's Monsters

You've met them before, even if you didn't know their names. Here's the full roster of who you might meet.

What You'll Walk Away With

Practical strategies for spotting churn risks before they grow teeth, proven plays from three CS experts you can use the next day, and a few laughs, because fighting churn doesn't have to be scary.

The monsters are coming. Will you be ready?

Meet Your Contestants